poppll the Mermaid

Bonjour, internet! Today was the last day of school while we went off for SPRING BREAK! Whoopdewhoop! So for the SS project, the one where I catalogged each research bit, we also had to make passports for each member of our group. Every single passport from the past was a simple slip of paper with only the required info typed up. I'm taking it to the extreme. Though, in case one of my classmates is reading this, I can't tell you how I'm doing it. Sorry! When the project is over, I can tell you.

And also John and I chatted. Originally, Celeste and Peter had gotten into a heated debate about Atlantis. Celeste believed that the people who lived there adapted and now they can breathe underwater, still populating the depths of the lost city. Peter believed that she's crazy. So I piped in and said "There are mermaids in Atlantis." Peter just said that we were BOTH crazy. So I said "Oh yeah? Well I'm a mermaid. Ha." Peter said, "Oh really, where are your scales?" "They only activate when I completely submerged in water." "No they don't." "Oh yeah? Have you ever seen me submerged in water?" "No, but I know that you're lying. It's just crazy." "Exactly; you've never seen me!" "Fine, wanna go swimming?" "No thanks." "SEE? You ARE NOT a mermaid!" "So what if I don't want to go swimming?" "So ha." So Peter finally says to John as the bell rings to go to the next period, DO MERMAIDS EXIST? John says yeah. Peter asks Joe, his best friend. Joe says that he watched a documentary on the fact that mermaids ARE INDEED POSSIBLE. So Peter finally says to me, "Mermaids cannot exist because, since they have scales and a tail instead of legs, they can't reproduce. They can't have dicks and (he said something here, sounded like) va-jay-jays (means vaginas...)" So I punched his arm.

Oh shoot, I forgot to post. So this is the first time I broke my streak. I hope to start again. This still counts as yesterday!