Long Overdue. And no reference today.

Ugh, this post is very overdue. I'm sorry, but with the state tests and the internet being down for two days, and all my gaming and homework, it's been a rough time. Before I start ranting, just want to wish Steve a happy birthday. You go, buddy.

So, I was on a Skype chat (no video) with a Minecrafter who asked for builders for a server. I volunteered. However, when I began talking to him, he thought that I was a guy. So I asked Misty while we were walking through the halls if I sounded like a guy, and she said 'kinda'. I would ask you guys, but INTERNET. That's it. Internet.

All in all, nothing much happened. New iPod case, after my mom spend around 3 weeks making me guess the character on it. She said it was 'kinda Disney'. Turns out it was Kermit.

So, how was your week?

Good: Glad to hear that!

Bad: Aww... Cheer up!

Tales from a Sixth Grade poppll

Ugh I am so exhausted... And yet I still feel the need to blog. No school, so not much today. Went to a test prep session. Group project. Home. The end. And they all lived happily ever after.

P.S. Today's reference is in the title.

Thank You

So, not much happened today. I know that posting too much is costing me viewers, but I don't really care how many views I get. I really just see this as someone to tell my life to, and to speak freely. So thank you!

Oh, and today Bob called me a bitch and stole my things.
The end!

SO LATE SO SORRY

Hello, internet. As you may have guessed from the title, this is yet ANOTHER apology post. I've spent the last 2 days singing and rocking out in my room pretending I sound half decent.

So, some pretty great things happened over the no-post period.

The first one was when we watched over the clips that the Drama teacher recorded of our plays. Every single girl in the front area (1st few rows) kept chanting for the one with the monkeys. That was mine. (Happy moment #1!) Luckily for their need of monkeys and poppll, my play was last. Yay! Just kidding, I loved my play. During the play, everyone laughed at everything, whether or not it was meant to be funny or serious. Then again, the entire thing was a huge joke. I can describe it in one sentence, just read: A princess monkey treasured by her owner, the queen, is kidnapped, only to be rescued by a cunning guard and the stupidest 'miracle' hero you've ever laid your eyes on. How was that? Yeah, don't ask. Then, as we began to watch the other classes' plays, the unnamed guy (from Law who took my seat) called out "Your play was the best, poppll!" Or something like that. (Happy moment #2!) After class, I saw everyone acting out their favorite parts to their friends. (Happy moment #3!) That was today.

Earlier, on Tuesday, Law was GREAT! The teacher began to plan a mock trial based on a fairy tale. I'm defending Cynthia the Big Bad Wolf, with the assistance of Leia and *sigh* John. I have prepared such a solid defense that there is no way that Steve can beat me! *I mean us*. The best part is probably when John and I wrestled over my hampster-shaped eraser, because then Jules shouted out, "Why are you two holding hands?" I expected him to say, "Because John's going out with Evangeline!" Oh, and it was slightly confirmed that Evangeline likes John. (Depressing moment #1). So then when I showed him the defense plan, he simply handed it back to me (Depressing moment #2), but when I showed it to Cynthia, she adored it, calling me a genius and the like (Happy moment #4!).

All in all, I can't complain. I know I'm sounding pretty childish, but I really like John and I'm not even sure if he still likes Evangeline. If you guys just so happen to have a bit of advice that has a 100% chance of working for me, then go ahead and tell me. If not, then so long, farewell, since I have to say goodbye.

Somewhere Over The Ariel

Listen/Read, I know that I'm supposed to talk about what I did today, but I have to share a beautiful moment from last night, right after I posted.

So I was crying. Don't ask why. But I was miserable, and I mean MISERABLE. So I started up to my room to ask God why he was doing this to me. Sorry if you aren't a Catholic, but that's just how I roll. I don't talk to myself. I talk to God. So anyways, I kept screaming things like, "Please, I just want to die!" and emo things like that. Totally against Smilinism, but just hear me out. I was weeping and sobbing, until I heard Ariel. She asked if she could come into my room, so I nodded. She started playing with some toys, and I started playing with them. Epic sister moment, right? Well, now listen to this. My mom gave me a music box that played 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' from 'The Wizard of Oz'. At first, I never thought much of it. And then Ariel turned it on. It just... It was magical. One second, I was alone and miserable.  The next, my sister was by my side, and I was happy again. It just goes to show you, *insert life-changing moral here*. But seriously. Now, 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' is now my go-to song. Peter annoys me? 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow'. Misty insults me? 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow'. I have a feeling that this needs to be my ringtone. It would solve all my problems, if only I was popular enough to have people call me.

So that's about it. Touching, huh? I think that I'd survive an empty world if all I had were the necessities (food, water), Ariel, and that music box. What would you need to survive? Just wondering.

Anyways, I'd like to ask you guys, "Is it cruel to rank girls based on solely how pretty they are?" Because Jacinda, Misty, and Cynthia think it's okay. I just want to say that it is cruel, unnecessary, and very bad for others' self esteem. I think that if they even consider ranking me, I would point them to the Smilinism page. Megara agrees with me completely, but what does Jacinda/Misty/Cynthia care?

I'll close here, as I've covered everything that I can recall. Oh, and apparently I'm one of the poorest people in my class. Bye!

Smilers This Morning

Awww just found this on the internet. Made by a beloved fan, poppll is proud to present:
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW POPPLL?

How well do you know poppll?

It's cute. (I got 0%... Just kidding!)

So, nothing big happening. Just listening to Disney music, doing homework. Nothing big.

Yesterday's post was pretty short. Now, I feel like my fans only read my posts. So I'm having a contest! Seriously, I actually need this. (Enslaving the fans. Buahahahaha) Whoever can come up with the best motto for Smilinism can submit it on the page on Facebook! Whichever gets the most votes will get a sincere thanks. Don't have to enter, just for fun.

Also, I discovered VILLAINS THIS MORNING! It's adorable! The first one is my favorite, personally. You can find them on YouTube.

So... bye!

Bacon Pizza

Well, I was expecting to actually get an early post today, but that failed. So I post late. Can't remember any early posts, in fact. So nothing big happened today. Went to another group project. Would love to tell you everything, but HOMEWORK. So I'll end with this:
EAT BACON PIZZA YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT unless you're allergic to bacon and/or pizza.

Mirai Games/Hunger Nikki

Internet, internet, wherefore art thou internet? Oh, it's right here. Silly poppll. Now let me share something with you. No matter what people say, the Hunger Games will always be a fake. The original had the same plot, different characters, different title. The original title was 'Mirai Nikki'. The original Katniss was Yuno Gasai, and much better since she was a yandere. That that, Susan Collins. Not to diss her or anything. However, I didn't like any of her books. Never read Hunger Games, though. Heard not-so-good reviews about it from more reliable sources.

Just thought I'd share that since nothing else happened today.

But I AM writing a story. 2 actually. These are different. I'm considering changing my style, or at least expanding it. Instead of medieval settings, I'm trying for more modern ones. I'm also trying for more horrific themes. The books are called 'Parasite' and 'Attack of the Angels'.

Oh God that was delicious. I just went out for dinner. Had salmon sushi! Yummy! What really pleased me were the names of some of the options. There was Godzilla Rolls, Rainbow Naruto, Hulk Rolls, Yummy Rolls, and my personal favorite name, Sexy Rolls. Because who doesn't want that?

Then ice cream! Only the nummiest treat of every nummy!

Of course, Smilinism hasn't gotten very far yet. Be sure to check out our Facebook page!

Smilinism

Good morning evening, internet!

Today, Cynthia and Misty got into a fight. Honestly, they were both acting stupid and should just stop pulling people into it. Apparently, Cynthia brings candy. She sometimes offers people it (How come I didn't know until now? Hmmmmm, Cynthia?), sometimes they ask. So Misty asked her for one. Cynthia said yes. A while later, Misty came back and asked for another. Cynthia said no. Misty ate one. Jacinda ate one. Confuzzled.

On a separate note, there is a new religion I made. It's like pacifism, but better. It is against war. It is against hate. It supports peace and pleasure. It supports nature. It supports beauty. I call this masterpiece, SMILIINISM. Spread the word. Smilinism will be the next big thing. Take the word itself. The word derives from 'smilie' and the common suffix for religions, 'nism'. And thus was born the wonderful religion that is SMILINISM.
Some pros about Smilinism:

• It accepts that people are the way they are
• The only commandment is 'Thou shalt be happy and at peace' (Okay, technically that's two)
• It is what I like to call 'a side religion', meaning that you can believe in any other religion, and still believe in Smilinism. This also means that fellow Smilers (someone who believes in Smilinism) cannot judge you on your main religion

Personally, I can think of no cons. So please spread the word about SMILINISM. Our motto: Put a smile on. Okay, jk. That's McDonald's theme song. Motto ideas...

• Smile for Smilinism
• Smiling was never a crime, smiling will never be a crime

That's all I got. Join the Smilinism Revolution at our Facebook page!

Late

Hello, friends. I'm afraid that I must apologize right upfront. Here goes: I'm sorry for the bad April Fools joke I played on you guys. It was neither funny nor clever.

Sorry, got caught up in boring things again.

Easter Fools

Hello, dear friends. I've never actually met you, but I feel like... like we've really bonded. Just kidding I don't know the first thing about you. Sorry I didn't get to post yesterday, but I went to my cousins' house for Easter. Decorating eggs was a disaster. Crayons didn't work well. Half the eggs were broken to begin with, almost all by the end. And worst disaster of the night: the tie-dyer. Ugh, don't even get me started. Too late. "Put a few drops", they said. "Makes perfect eggs every time!", they said. They said wrong. At the end of the day, the eggs are disgustingly brown, and just one drop can completely change the whole thing. All in all, not a good idea. But enough about that. (By the way, I totally nailed the zig-zags!)

Easter egg hunts: practically every definition of fun. You get to run around. You get competitive. You get to open stuff. It's challenging. And no matter how many you get, you are rewarded with each egg. Fun, huh? Not when you're an 11-year-old amongst a 2-year-old, 4-year-old, and 5-year-old. Every time I race to an egg, it's "poppll! Let the little ones get them!" The worst part: Matt points out an egg hidden in a car, calling out to Miley to come get it. Mike runs forth, but I'm right there! Miley has NO EGGS whatsoever, so I reach down and pull it out to give to Miley. Miley's own mom scolds me for taking MILEY'S EGG, and Mike ends up with it. Score 1 for rude adults that get on my nerves. But quite frankly, I have some advice for your next Easter egg hunt, if you do it:

1. NEVER BRING A BUDDY-unless they plan on handing you their eggs. Otherwise, every single one you find will only count as 1/2 towards your basket. Sharing is caring, but not if you want to win.
2. HIGH AND LOW-and everything in between. The biggest hiding spots are the ones that are stable, and well out of ones plain sight, so the only way you can see it is by actually moving your head. One of the best hidden ones I found was stuck on my dad's windshield. Another was down in a bush.
3. COLORS COUNT-Bushes are green. The egg in the bush was green. Pretty clever, huh? Colors can blend, and if the person hiding the eggs is any good, they'll use this to their advantage.
4. TAKE IT IN-Don't glance at a scene once and move on. Eggs are hidden in places that you don't see at first glance. Take a glance, grab anything that catches your eye, and repeat until the whole area is clear.
5. AVOID THE CROWD-If your hunts are anything like mine, everyone goes together. Not necessarily next to each other, but generally in the same area. At my cousins' house, there are 2 yards. If they're all in one, grab everything in the other. When they switch, go to the other yard and clean up after them. After all that's done, you can catch anything you missed the first time around.
6. CRACKS-If it has a crack, chances are there's an egg. Cracks in tree stumps. Cracks in sidewalks. Everything with a crack.
7. NATURAL SETTINGS-are usually the most common hiding spots. However, with close examination, plastic eggs don't blend too perfect with the 'no-straight-line' nature. (Refer to tip 4)
8. INTERACT WITH THINGS-You can't get eggs by just looking. Open some doors. Lift lids. Climb some trees. Miley found one (with respective help from his dad) by climbing the ladder to the unfinished tree house. Ally found one (with respective help from my aunt) by looking behind the backyard beach. You got to look around, if you want any eggs.

That's all I got...

Then Matt hosted a treasure hunt. I led the way, reading all but 2 of the clues. Worst part: Finding clue #7 when you want clue #4. Worst part #2: Giant bag of cheese doodles as prize. Miley dumps contents into Coke bottle. Worst part #3: Holding the map upside down, being the last one to the prize. Worst part #4: 2 yards to search. Yards are endless. Boo. On a happier note: Best part: Clues rhymed! Best part #2: The three mentioned before (Miley, Mike, and Ally; 2,5,4) couldn't read. Found a clue. Passed it to poppll. The end. That was really fun. A bit of advice for treasure hunts, too: look at clues in one of the two ways: literally and figuratively. One of Matt's clues was something like, "Good job so far, try not to get fired. This next clue will leave you tired." All clues before that were very figurative, so we tried everything, from fire pits to trees. We couldn't figure it out. Matt then told us to take it a bit more literally. I finally found the clue UNDERNEATH A CAR. Not just on the tires. UNDER. He put a lot of thought into that one, I bet. Overall, it was pretty fun.

So enough of my Easter adventures for now. Tomorrow I probably won't be getting on either, as I'm going to another group project. Same people. Same time. Same house. Same project. However, tomorrow's the last day of Spring Break! Also, I've converted to pacifism. Oh, and I broke my foot. Almost forgot that part.

Let's see, I still have a bit of time before my mom confiscates my computer, so I should just admit something to you guys. APRIL FOOLS! I didn't break my foot, but it mysteriously started hurting this morning. Sorry I had nothing good for the joke. The best April Fools joke I ever saw was when Matt used a remote control spider on one of my grandparents. All you need to know is that it was taken away shortly after.

Happy April, internet! 'Yes, indeed!' (Horrible reference, I'm afraid...)