Today, Cynthia and Misty got into a fight. Honestly, they were both acting stupid and should just stop pulling people into it. Apparently, Cynthia brings candy. She sometimes offers people it (How come I didn't know until now? Hmmmmm, Cynthia?), sometimes they ask. So Misty asked her for one. Cynthia said yes. A while later, Misty came back and asked for another. Cynthia said no. Misty ate one. Jacinda ate one. Confuzzled.
On a separate note, there is a new religion I made. It's like pacifism, but better. It is against war. It is against hate. It supports peace and pleasure. It supports nature. It supports beauty. I call this masterpiece, SMILIINISM. Spread the word. Smilinism will be the next big thing. Take the word itself. The word derives from 'smilie' and the common suffix for religions, 'nism'. And thus was born the wonderful religion that is SMILINISM.
Some pros about Smilinism:
- It accepts that people are the way they are
- The only commandment is 'Thou shalt be happy and at peace' (Okay, technically that's two)
- It is what I like to call 'a side religion', meaning that you can believe in any other religion, and still believe in Smilinism. This also means that fellow Smilers (someone who believes in Smilinism) cannot judge you on your main religion
Personally, I can think of no cons. So please spread the word about SMILINISM. Our motto: Put a smile on. Okay, jk. That's McDonald's theme song. Motto ideas...
- Smile for Smilinism
- Smiling was never a crime, smiling will never be a crime
That's all I got. Join the Smilinism Revolution at our Facebook page!
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